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NQ: "So Jesus turned water in to wine. So what? I once turned a whole
student loan into Coors Light. Your move Holy man!" - Facebook status of one Mike Ducey
FF - Actor Skeet Ulrich is the nephew of former NASCAR driver Ricky Rudd
NQ: Aaron Maynard: "I've never flogged anything for 10 minutes." Ed Companion: "You must have soft hands."
NQ: "Canadians can't get cirrhosis." - Laura Bailey
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| Two Jay's and a Weeman |
FF - New York City pigeon
crap should be washed off your car immediately!
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| My sexy picture of Progressive Field during our stop on the way to Vermont |
NQ: Kyle Goyet: "Oh you remember me? Wow..."
Pich': "Why wouldn't he?" Kyle Goyet: "I'm forgettable."
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| The Jonas Brothers rocked Milwaukee |
NQ: "I saw a dachshund dressed
up like a geisha yesterday." - Jordan claiming what she witnessed at GermanFest
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| Chuong rocks the Guinness hat during a visit to the B.C. |
NQ: "Happy Father's Day
to the real daddies out there. Not for the ones who just forgot to pull out. Ooooohhh Boooooyyyy!!!" - Clayton Lock's Facebook Status on Father's day
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| Dwight Howard led the Magic to the Eastern Conference Championship |
NQ: "Take a look at what
perspired." - Neil Wolfe
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| Dan poses with a confusing sign |
NQ / FF? - According to the characters on the TV Show How I Met Your Mother... Ted (who wants to call a girl right away
whose phone number he just obtained): "I'm gonna
call her right now." Barney: "You have to wait three days to call her... that's the rule." Ted: "Hey I've got a new rule it's called
'if you like her, you call her.'" Barney: "I'm sorry can you repeat that... I don't speak 'I never get laid.'" Ted: "The three days rule is insane...
I mean who even came up with that?" Barney: "Jesus.... Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to
come back to life. Which is perfect cause if he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he
died. They'd be all 'hey Jesus... what up?' and Jesus would be like 'What up? I died yesterday.' and then they'd be all 'uhhh
you look pretty alive to me dude.' And then Jesus would have to explain that he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle,
and they'd be all 'OK whatever you say bro.' (pauses) And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday, everybody's busy... doin'
chores, workin' the loom, trimming the beards, no... he waits the exact perfect amount of days... three (pauses) Plus it's
Sunday so everyone's in church already. There all in there going 'Nooo, Jesus is dead' then bam he bursts through the back
door, runs up the aisle everyone's totally siked (and FYI that's when he invented the high-five) three days Ted. We wait
three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story."
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| The Goat was out on Opening Day at Miller Park to thwart the Cubs! |
NQ: "I'm the white Reggie
Bush!" -- Pich' to his boss Derrick about how I have a better shot with "his girl" Kim Kardashian.
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| Nickelback rocked the Bradley Center! |
NQ: Ed Companion: "I think I'm getting sick... my eye really hurts. It feels hot.
Tyler Charbonneau: "Ah... you've
got hoteye."
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| Driving some Zamboni during the Admirals game |
FF - During his 16 years
at Cincinnati, Coach Bob Huggins graduated only 28% of players that arrived as freshmen. Also his players during that time
ran up a laundry list of crimes including: *hurling a flower pot at a girlfriend *Attempted rape of a family nanny *Knocking
out a roommate's permanent bridge in his mouth, then taping him to a chair, burning him with a heated coat hanger, and stabbing
him in the leg *and punching a police horse 4 times in the face /// Nice recruiting Huggy!
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| Phil Vassar rocked the BC after an Admirals hockey game |
NQ: Conversation that took place during many of the calls I made during "Car-Gate"
Pich': "Well I was kind of hoping my bank would get involved because they repossessed it and now
it doesn't work so..." Lady on phone (raining on the parade): "Well I've
never heard of a bank paying for a damaged car that was repossessed." Pich': "Well
I've never heard of the Cardinals in the NFC Championship game but that's happening, so buckle up sister."
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| The Admirals faceoff |
FF - Taxi's accept credit
cards, but absolutely hate to!
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| Pich's car gets towed on the second day of the year |
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NQ: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em, they'll never see it coming!"
- Stephen Colbert
NQ: Katie Buxton: "Is there anywhere to stay?" MC Ingram: "There's a king size bed in the back of the rape van."
FF - Five Napkin Burger
in New York City is home to the best burger The Pich' has ever had. If you get a chance... do it!
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| Prince Fielder took home the Home Run derby! Do work son! |
NQ: Little girl, who was becoming frustrated, in response to her confused friend while she was trying
to describe the baseball scoring on the scoreboard: "It's not rocket math."
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| SummerFest rocks Milwaukee every summer! |
FF - Jerry Dorsey is the
real name of legendary performer Engelbert Humperdinck. I like the stage name better, and am disappointed that's not his
real name. (Fact courtesy of Dan Young)
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| My first frozen custard experience |
NQ: Dan Young: "Girls can't make films."
Pich': "That's true you don't see many female film makers. I
wonder why that is?" Neil
Wolfe: "Duh, cause they're in them."
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| Pich addresses the fake minions during the setup for Marquette Commencement |
FF - Superman and the Legion
of Superheros > King and his servants
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| Overhead the start of Nets/Bucks |
NQ: "I wanted to send him
to St. Roman's because they cheat and win." - Father of the Year candidate, Derrick
McElwee, on his son's school choices
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| The Milwaukee Iron's field is laid |
FF - If your softball game
gets rained out and you can go to a major league baseball game instead for $10 that's a good time right there!
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| Pich' and a baby slice of the High Life |
NQ: "Although I claim to hate the sun and list it as one of my mortal
enemies, I can't deny that the past few days being up at regular hours has been nice... As always in March things seem to
improve and after all the diversity I faced in my first winter in Wisconsin, I'm glad to have more things on my side. Even
you sun. That's right. Black needs White, the Yankees need the Red Sox, and sun... I need you. Let's do business. You threaten
to sunburn me, make it unbearable in parts of the summer, and hurt my retinas. In return I'll sweat, burn, get sunglass tan
"raccoon eyes," and bitch the whole time. However deep down we'll both know we're doing good for each other. See you out there."
- Pich' from his blog on 3/18/2009
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| Pich' hugs his Saturn as they reunite for driving for the first time in two months |
NQ: "No erections for me."
- Lakers Coach Phil Jackson when asked if any statues have been erected in his honor.
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| Pops was all smiles at the Super Bowl bash with a size-able beverage |
NQ: "Because you know 'Chicken
Wing' is not a state." - John White explaining something during the Super Bowl
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| Pich' hoped things were looking up in mid-January |
FF - Monster Trucks inside
an arena equals loud noises! Bring ear protection!
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| Grave Digger led the trucks of Monster Jam inside the Bradley Center! |
FF - Mandarin and Red Bull
= GOOD!
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FF - Three 747 jets, or the equivalent of two football fields, can fit inside the
Pettit National Ice Center. One of only 12 indoor 400-meter speed skating ovals in the world!
NQ: "Having an iPhone has completely changed the way I poop." - Random Tweet
found on T-Shirt on Twitter
NQ: "A new leaf has turned for the Pich'
Blog. Make with the swearing and the fornication! Sound the feasting horn!" -- Justin St. Louis in response to the inaugural protected blog.
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| Jess and Pich' at PichStock II |
NQ: "I wish you had somewhere
fun to pee." - Jess Buchanan
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| Pich' at Wrigley Field experiencing the friendly confines |
FF - Real Street Name in
Fremont, OH: Fangboner Road
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| Edge makes his way to the ring at the Bradley Center |
NQ: "It's kind of warm out
for being cold." - Dan Young
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| Look at all that energy drink! Dan poses with his stuff |
NQ: After noticing Dan relieving himself in public: "You can take 'em out, but you can't dress
'em up." - Slusher
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| Pich' got in the color-mode for the black and white ball |
NQ: Pich': "I know right, glitter multiplies."
Dan: "It's the Herpes of arts & crafts."
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| Our new pad as of July 15th! |
FF - If you have to live
on the north side of Milwaukee... do it next to a police station for the safest results.
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| Dan and Pich' both celebrated their B-days on the 29th of April |
NQ: "In case a break fights
out." - Neil Wolfe misspeaks
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| Pich' samples some local brew at the Brewers game |
NQ: From the "Awesomeness"
poster in the background of Barney Stinson's office in the TV show How
I Met Your Mother... "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story."
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| Bucks Vs. Magic in the regular season finale at the Bradley Center |
NQ: Random Dumbass Fan: "What the hell is with these refs? What the hell is up, and what
the hell is a Catamount?"
Pich' (fires up from his seat): "It's a majestic mountain cat."
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| Coach Lonergan coaches up the Cats in Green Bay |
NQ: "I've thrown up out
of my nose and been able to identify things I've eaten." -- Dan Young
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| Dan and Neil rocking out |
FF & NQ: "If I see
my shadow then I wait 6 more hours before drinking." - Nick Heebsh on his take on Groundhog Day
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| I disagree sign.... but not with your message to not drink and drive. |
FF - A Sonic restaurant can
be bad if it's newness makes your town go insane.
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| Pops and Pich' at the end of an awesome Miller Brewing Tour |
NQ: "I'll take my leftovers
back and hit her with them." - Nick Heebsh
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| Nick, Billy, and Pich' aim high for fun in 2009 |
NQ: "I'm sorry... I was
just being silly." - Nick Heebsh to one of Milwaukee's finest after
being pulled over for swerving one evening. He got away scot-free.
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| Marquette defeats Villanova in their Big East opener |
NQ: Nick Heebsh: "I do what I can for the people." Dan Young: "What.. are you Robin Hood?"
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